A Dry Pelican: Fantasy fiction, romance and mystery


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He dressed his green coat once more and brushed off his brownish slacks like there were invisible specks of dirt on them.  Inhaling a heavy sigh, he pressed his knuckles against the door and gently rapped.  He rolled his eyes at his idiocy for knocking on her door so quietly and tried again with a more pronounced rapping from his knuckles.  Instantly, all the animals squawked, yipped and mewed at the acknowledgement of a familiar smell of Pavid.  The sounds became louder as the creatures pressed noses at the corners of the door as if to snort up the investigator into their olfactory lobes.
From experience, Pavid knew that the animals were happy at his inevitable presence, and he amused that he was a pleasant disposition compared to their master.  The animals’ exuberance at his arrival began to fizzle down as the clacking of their master’s boots approached the door, and then her voice scattered the happy creatures.
“Depart you heathens!  There is no food at the other end of this door.  Just resolution!”  The door swung open.  The fat and old Miss Claws glared an accusatory eye at Pavid.  She immediately demanded, “Where is the Dry Pelican!?”
“Uh…,” Pavid began until he was rudely interrupted by another voice behind Miss Claws.
“Were iz die pekan.”
“Quiet!  You foolish snail.”  Swinging her head behind her, Miss Claws hollered at the wall and then swung back towards Pavid.  “What now?”
“Miss Claws, we have been through this before.”
“Indeed.  I sent the note to your door so you can dispatch to your work immediately.”
“But I require some details, please.”
“Details?!!  It’s gone.”  She shuffled towards him and for a moment he thought she was going to whisper but she spoke loud in a conspiratorial tone, “Someone stole it.”
“I…uh.”  Before Pavid could counter with some reassurance that he knew what he was doing and that he was a professional, Miss Claws snapped the door wide open and stomped back inside.
“Come in!”
“Coom en,” the talking snail repeated in a gentler tone.
Blocking the doorway with his body, Pavid pushed himself through the pack of animals, waving them back so he could step into the smelly home.  He presumed her animals liked him because he smelled like animals, or perhaps a new face was a splash of fresh air.
The talking snail crept along the north wall and watched him with big eyes like weighing his existence with thoughtful contemplation.  Its size would have been intimidating if the creature wasn’t so furry and passive.  At close proximity, Pavid could see the thousands of little tendrils that assisted the creature to ascend the wall slowly, approaching the ivy that grew along the cracks of the ceiling like groomed cornice.
“Dirdee flays,” the talking snail prophesized.
“Dirty Fires!”  Miss Claws stomped around the house while pushing animals from her path with her feet.  Pavid never understood how fires could be dirty but it was her favorite curse when she was frustrated.  She had many curses- some that probably stained the house forever into the oblivion of depression- but she pronounced her favorite curses like they were gemstones that kissed her lips.
“What was its name?” Pavid asked.
After so many contracts, the names that Miss Claws had chosen for her pets should not have surprised him, but it still did.  Pavid shook his head while jotting down the note into his brain.  Since a child, Pavid had a strong memory that had caused him much trouble with his insecure mother.  She never liked it when he corrected her after she lied.
Miss Claws scavenged through loose papers and discarded foods that decorated her small home.  While she fussed over maddening chores, Pavid looked to the sculptures of races that were trapped in warped configurations as they danced on top of the fireplace mantel.  Eerily, it reminded him of the stories that his mother had told him about the Estillianes and the Temple of the Three.  Between the warped sculptures was a book that read in Grismer, “Book of Glass.”  The ragged book was not made of glass, and Pavid never learned the significance of the book.
The fireplace was gray stone, common from the surrounding territories.  The Veiled Elk emblem of Blentiun was carved into three of stones.  Miss Claws said that she had stolen the stones; Pavid assumed it was half a lie.
As she rampaged through the home, her animals kept greedy eyes on the leftover pieces of bread and seasoned meat that lay on the tables.  Most of them crept towards the food with a hesitant look drawn between the food and their master; pausing, watching, creeping and then pouncing.  When their small brains were sufficiently satisfied that they could get away with snagging the pieces of food, they ensnared it, gobbled it up in one swallow and then cowered into a corner in preparation to be punished.  It was a strange game.
Other than the disheveled chaos of foods and papers, the house had changed little since the last time Pavid had stepped into it.  He never preceded any farther into the house than the small foyer, enough room to shut the door behind him so her animals couldn’t escape from their cursing master.  The first two times he had entered her home, he had to chase down her excited pets as they pranced into the streets, happy to be free and happy to be chased.  The farther they ran from him, the happier they were and the more frustrated he became.
A heavy metal box sat on a rickety desk, barely standing on its wobbling legs; the paint shedding like silent tears.  In the box was an assortment of Learing coins, old and new.  The Learing snake heads of prestigious nobility marked their faces, and the reverse sides showed frits and other glorified insects from their culture.  Pavid had never understood where Miss Claws had received so much money, or why she so arrogantly left it on a table that was closest to the door.  He supposed the lylecat’s excellent hearing and loyal guardianship guaranteed certain arrogance that no criminal would be foolish enough to attempt such a burglary.
“What am I looking for?” Miss Claws called out from the kitchen.
“A portrait.”
“A portrait!  Pools of magic, what kind of portrait do you want?!!”
“Of the dry pelican.”
Toddling out of her kitchen, Miss Claws dropped rotten food onto a table next to her favorite ragged chair. “Dark weapons and foolish nobles, what kind of portrait could you possibly need of a dry pelican?  It is a dry pelican!  Pools and fires, they all look the same.”  Miss Claws plopped her weary body into the chair and stared fixedly at Pavid.
“But each animal has a distinct…”  Pavid started explaining and drifted off, knowing she was going to interrupt him with some old rant.
“What kind of investigator are you?  I spent my lifetime searching for my lost pets and I never needed a portrait.”  Pointing a finger at his head and then thrusting the finger towards her own brains, she pounded her aged temple with such a force that Pavid thought it would have cracked and a hundred spiders would crawl out of her ears.  “Right here!  Right here, I says.  You have been here enough times that you should know what he looks like.”
“Miss Claws…,” Pavid pleaded while trying to recall when he had seen a dry pelican in her zoo.  He thought he had an accurate count of her pets and would have noticed an awkward hen that bobbled around in circles.  Dry pelicans were not known for their gracefulness.
“I can’t find it!  Dirty Fires!”
Pavid sighed.  He looked about the ivy cornice, noticing a few more nests that had accumulated in the corners.  Dawdle birds scampered across the vines, their heads bobbing forward and feet racing behind them.  Each dawdle bird was unique in its coloring; various blues, greens, purples, oranges, and reds mixed to create a pretty and original looking bird.  Their wings were the most unique, inverted backwards but somehow it made them fast.  Most of her dawdle birds curled into corners as their master exhaled a tirade of curses.  Their beaks spooned through loose twigs, patting them into a thicker wall to protect their new eggs from the violent incantation of slurs from Miss Claws.
Pavid turned to the talking snail that was slowly ascending the wall to reach the streesberries growing on the ivy.  “Dry pelicans aren’t known for their speed,” Pavid mentioned casually while plucking some berries from the ivy and feeding them to the snail.  It grumbled an earthy moan, satisfied by the treat.
“Don’t feed him!  Shardife, he’ll never learn to do it himself and fight for what he wants.  He’ll expect to be fed.  Silly Forest Fires!”
“Sometimes, they’re just hungry.”
“Don’t you sass me, you foul mouthed Caravoon.”
Changing the subject quickly, Pavid continued, “What I am trying to say, it is not likely that your dry pelican danced down the street and no one noticed.”
Miss Claws crossed her arms and defended, “It was at night.  Only the drunken fools would have seen it!”
“Last night?”
“Two nights ago.”
Pavid rolled his eyes feeling like he was arguing with the talking snail.  “Was there anyone who stopped by to take an interest in it?”
“Of course, people always take an interest in my animals.”
“Someone in particular?  A collector?”  Pavid searched his brain for words that would spark a thought from his contract.  “Any shady people stop by to gander at the dry pelican, specifically.”
Miss Claws thought for a moment while staring into the lumpy floor that was smeared with urine and all colors of feces.  Pavid anticipated a revelation as she thumbed through the cobweb of memories.  “No.”
“You are giving me very little to start on.”
“Yes,” Miss Claws said somberly.  On rare occasions, tears would stream to her face when thinking of her pets but not that time.  One time he had to report that a shopkeeper had accidentally killed one of her pups when setting a cart on its mark.  The pup was crushed, but she insisted that he dig up Bargia’s body to prove it to her.  It was the most gruesome chore he had ever taken up.  After presenting the body to her, she immediately hid in her kitchen.  Pavid never had the heart to ask for the rest of his payment on Bargia’s contract.
“Just find him,” she concluded.
“You did have a portrait made of him?”
“Of course.  I just can’t find it right now.  It was next to the cabinet over there with Sauns and Harpy.  It was delightful.”  The pleasant word of ‘delightful’ sounded strange when uttered from her lips, but then she compensated, “Stupid fiery vermin and their darkened hearts.”
“Of course.  The best to sketch my beautiful darlings.”
Pavid panned eyes around the room of animals that were curled in fetal positions and begging with large eyes and sad expressions.  “How long have you had it?”
“Her!  Soiled soul.”
“How long have you had her?”  Pavid corrected.
“Two weeks.”
“Two…?”  Pavid started and then stopped before she could pounce on him with another sermon of slurs.  “Who did you buy her from?”
“Snorting bastard.  Ugly and scaly.  He had vicious eyes and gnashing teeth, snapping and chiseling against each other.  Nasty creature.”  Spit launched from her lips and landed on Harpy’s back; the hopper dog leapt up with a shriek.  Its legs scratched wildly against its hide like scraping off fleas.  The dog finished its grooming and thumped under a table for the protection against any more spouting spits.
Some drool still dangled from her lower lip as Miss Claws continued with a gleeful addition, “Cost very little.  Good price.”
“Where can I find this distinguished gentleman?” he asked sarcastically.
“Ooo.  Must be on the other side of Slinder, near the upper west side.  He comes out of a dank house that was built around a mausoleum.”
“Fires!  How did you find this creature?  What… did you purchase from a Soul Eater?”
“Don’t curse at me, boy!” Miss Claws warned.
Heedless, Pavid pressed for more answers, “What race was he?”
She relented to his anger and vehemently answered defensively, “I do not know.  But he had a hood and an ugly dark green and brown color to his skin.  His eyes were silver though.  That was odd.  Hard to miss.”
“How did you find him?”  Pavid asked out of curiosity more than anything else.  With the exception of the gnashing teeth, the person sounded like a Droth, but Droth didn’t have teeth.
“I was wandering the west side, near that sewage line.  I was picking ‘shrooms off of the walls.  They grow there, and the beasties like them.” She added with a cruel grin, “So do I.”
Twirling plates of leftover breads and meats around, Miss Claws randomly tossed pieces to the floor.  Her many ‘beasties’ snatched them up quickly and swallowed them whole.  Sauns watched the creatures fight for scraps and chase around the room until the food disappeared into their gullets.  The animals licked their lips and thumped their heads back to their saddened positions.


Miss Claws continued, “I was walking along, filling my bag, and there he was.  He was just standing there in the cemetery.  I didn’t think he lived there at first.  On a cemetery stone, I saw the dry pelican dancing around on its cute little legs.  Shardife, I approached him to ask how much he wanted for the creature.  Dry pelicans are very scarce nowadays.”
“I know,” Pavid agreed.
“So he offered to sell it to me for fifty marks.  A good price, considering.  But unusual.”
“Where did you get the marks?”
“What do you mean?”
“Thist Marks are not common currency.  Let alone fifty.”
Miss Claws scoffed and snorted, “I found it lying around, you foul mouthed toad.  Besides, I thought he wanted to get rid of it.  The way it watched the creature made me think it was neither amused nor burdened, like watching wind push a tree around.  Just stoic.  For all I know, he never owned the creature.  I was just glad when I brought it home, and it danced for me all night.  Got very little sleep.  I was also glad that none of my beasties ate the thing.  I lose many lizards and snakes that way.”
Pavid scanned the faces of the dogs arranged in a semicircle around him; the one named Heart licked his lips when Pavid looked into his eyes.  “You’re sure?”
“Of course.  I went through their droppings.  There were no pelican bones.”
“Well, I am glad you did that.  Not my favorite chore in an investigation.”
“What about this creature?  Did it have a name?”
“Yes, ‘it.’  Good word for it, ‘It.’  No, but I call him Fire Breath because his breath was so vile I could have set fire to it from a candle flame.”
Pavid relented, feeling that he was getting nowhere with the interrogation of his client.  “Very well, I have enough to begin.  Each day, five silver pieces.  Plus costs.”
“Coinage is right there, Investigator Fires,” Miss Claws stated like she presumed that Pavid was determined to take the contract.
Unfortunately, Pavid was very good at his job, not the most social person, but good at finding lost animals.  He allowed Miss Claws to enjoy the power she felt over him like a noble ordering a servant to chores, but he scowled hard enough that most people would have noticed.  Dragging his feet towards the metal box, he picked through the assortment of Learing, finding the most current silver pieces and stuffing them into his pocket.  He never attempted to cheat her.  He figured it wasn’t worth tempting fate against the might of the lylecat.  “I will proceed to my duties and return with the pertinent news.”

by Jax. E. Garson


Copyright 2010, 2014


This is the end of A Dry Pelican excerpt.  Please feel free to grab a copy!


Pavid is an animal Investigator who hates animals.  Struggling to keep food in his belly and his house in stable order, he takes simple jobs of animal investigation because no one will hire him for the bigger ones.  His recent client is a vile woman who wants him to investigate the loss of her Dry Pelican.   The simple mystery leads him to Fire Breath, an eerie and dark creature that foresees his future in four images.

After questioning a female animal caretaker, Invesia intrudes into his investigation, despite his demands that she leave him alone.  The persistent woman brings along her pets that are just as eager to pester him.  Eventually, he discovers an affection for her that may be difficult for him to accept because of her love of animals.

His closest friend and poet, Imagio follows him on this daring quest.  He shares in their naiveté of the outside world and stumbles through renovated towns, strange secret places and dark undergrounds.

The simple mystery turns dangerous and then evolves into something larger than himself.  Unable to let go of his contract and stay within the familiar ground of Slinder, the investigation leads him into areas of the world that he has only heard about.  He must face fears of monsters, Fire Breath and the bothersome intrusion of Invesia and her loyal pets.

Searching through poison groves, abandoned towns, a University, brandy shops and an ancient temple, Pavid must find the courage to stop the cultists from resurrecting immoral nobles before a selfish Cultist Lord releases a greater evil from that cursed magic.

Appropriate for young adult reading: no sex, no language, Fantasy action.

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Dog House carpentry projects


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Build your own doghouse:

Some of us are not as creative or skilled enough to design our own doghouses. This instructional document is to help the novice or semi-experienced carpenter to create their own doghouse for their children or even pets.

This doghouse was specifically built in a certain manner. The picture on the front cover was the doghouse built for this plan.

Some modifications were made to simplify this plan for the novice. However the original was designed to be 4x6x5 doghouse with insulation. There are options to place doorways in different places.
There are also 2 different doorway sizes, (1’6”x 2’0” and 2’0” x 2’6”)

There are two different plans: one plan is for the doorway to be in the front (The four foot section) and another plan is for the doorway to be on the side. (On the back half of the six foot side.)

These instructions are a guide to build a 4×6 doghouse that is roughly five feet tall. The housing area is one foot from the ground and the roof is five feet from the deck.

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Dark Wine


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Follow Captain Jarod Garren as he enters the 26th century; a Century of unimaginable dreams. Captain Garren was denied his dreams. He had the drive and the potential but the forces around him were pulling him away.

An interstellar war is brewing. Races will come together in common purpose to fight against an evil foe.

A temporal anomaly propelled humans from the 21st century into the future. Those humans are treated unfairly and labeled as 21 Cents by the Intersystem Conglomerate, an alliance of human colonies brought together by economics. No one knows how the 21 Cents got there, and no one seems to be interested in figuring out the truth while there is a war going on.

Caused by a series of unfair circumstances, Jarod Garren is given a chance to build a ship as part of a competition. After Captain Garren successfully constructs a freighter out of scrap metal and junk, The Intersystem Conglomerate will not give the 21 Cent a chance to prove his engineering prowess.

Despite the prejudices against him, Captain Garren manages to assemble a crew of unique friends and attains a contract to serve an Uthorogud General to deliver supplies for the war effort. The war gives all of them a chance to dispel the lies about Captain Garren and his 21 Cent peers, but the Conglomerate will not make it easy.

But a mystery unfolds that reveals the secrets to how the 21 Cents had arrived in the 26th century. There are players set against them, trying to undermine the progress of Dark Wine and her crew.

Take a spin on Dark Wine, a simple freighter with incredible engineering talents. And follow the wacky and gifted crew of misfits, thieves, detectives, doctors, losers and assassins.

This book is intended for adults only: it contains violence, language, and adult situations.


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Estranged Lands


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Seventeen murders brought Agent Jessica Langlow back to Europa.

Europa was her least favorite colony in the solar system. The moon’s mining workforce had been infused with criminals and indebted poor. Its Upper and Underground City was a corrupt and greedy institution that allowed all kinds of vices like gambling, prostitution, drugs and alcohol. But Europa has something more unique than its supplies of water, mercury and silver; five hundred meters of ice cover a vast ocean of animals.

Jessica had investigated the Upper City before, removing a corrupt entity known as the Circle. But there are old members still about the city complex, which adds another twist to the crimes. They appear to be involved with the permission of Earth.

The Council oversees the operation but there is no love between them and the workers. The murders of the poor don’t bother the Council but the loss of the CATR controls over the cargo shipments draws concern.

As she investigates the murders, she learns that Europa had changed. The Droners and Ropers are even more isolated from each other. Security officers were individually tending to their duties without coordination with each other. The indebted workers were prospering and yet output was increasing. And a casino had been built and thriving.

But Agent Langlow quickly discovered that she wasn’t the first person sent to Europa. Special operatives were sent to secure cargo labeled as “future weapons.” Another sinister plot has shaken Europa’s mystery and too many secrets obstruct her ability to carry out her mission.

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The Last Dark Weapon: fantasy excerpt


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The ship’s creaking and groaning was a rhythmic sound, even with the random intervals of a ripping saw echoing below the deck. The waters of the Lunerdeen River splashed against the hull, rocking the ship in odd sideways turns. Ka’s eyes lingered across the ship’s deck, consuming the sounds of random hammers that clanged underneath the deck and the saw that ripped into wood. Tirelessly, the Dead repaired the vessel as it sailed.
A dead soldier used his arm as a pin as the workers labored to rebuild the pinrail surrounding the mizzenmast. Two Dead cleaned the deck, scraping off barnacle and coral from the green wood; three Dead coiled ropes around pins and their arms; Dead soldiers patrolled along the battens. Remtil watched.
The magic shimmered against the patched sails, and pushed the ship against the westerly wind.
The Great Harbor of Lear drifted into the eastern horizon, and the night sky emerged out of the dusking sun. As the Great Harbor echoed with renewed noise of war; the armies, the wagons and torches disappeared behind the darkness of the Lunerdeen River. The roar of a new battle fizzled into a whisper and then a memory. The war quaked to a start like the low rumble of thunder before the dark clouds rolled over the sky.
The ships cruised silently against the river. Across the southern shore, the abandoned ruins of Minor Lear stretched from stone to woodland.


Learing once ruled most of the south and some of the northern shore, but the Learing had been pushed out by the Esnors from the north and the Saelish from the southwest. Minor Lear had been their capital city in the center of the Learing Empire, but now it was known as Minor Lear. At first, the Grismers named it Minor Lear to needle the Learing’s ego, but eventually the Learing accepted it. Ka was sure that the Lear were trying to retake enough land to overcompensate for their losses from an age too long ago, for no one who was old enough to remember. Even for a Lear.
Minor Lear was a desert of stone and random trees. A tower stood high in the middle of a forest, an abandoned dock sat alone along the Lunerdeen shore, and sagging walls drooped over a ridge. After seeing the capital of Lear, Ka could only imagine that the old capital had been just as magnificent. Enlarged beetles were the remaining habitants roaming about the ruins, but no Learing or Saelish were present.
Suckle moths swarmed about the ship, tiny creatures latching and nibbling onto flesh. Ka and Draft swatted away the moths, but the Dead continued to labor without hesitation as the troublesome insects nibbled at the few strands of flesh clinging to their bones.
Ka glimpsed at Draft when she thought he wasn’t looking. She was amused by they way he dawdled on the deck. The suckle moths’ flapping wings matched the patter of her heart as she considered touching Draft’s arm like she had in Lear. The memory of the feeling warmed her heart in the cold night. It scared her to have these feelings for him. She thought they had to be wrong, a mistake. A family with him was impossible, so she presumed such feelings were unnatural.
A Dead worker scraped the deck in front of her. Ka searched through its black sockets; she considered that the soul was trapped somewhere in that body. Mindless Drolls serviced to Remtil. She figured Remtil was planning to use the Dead for more than just building a ship and ferrying them across the river. She would have asked, but Remtil spent most of his time isolated. None of them argued, otherwise.
Remtil postured on the poop deck, watching the eastern horizon. The Firthtin moon returned the favor by eyeing him. He was motionless, silhouetted by the moon. The eerie Doren gave her pause, and she tried to ignore him. But she could not help but wonder about his motives, or his new army. She was naïve about his motives when he had helped her destroy the Warlock, but the shadows that had roamed his castle gave her hesitation to approach him as a friend. Remtil’s heart was not like her own and was misplaced in the world.
Remtil gave orders to his army with the slip of a casual spell from his lips. He sometimes raised the Book of Elements to his eyes and read the menacing spells aloud. At the last spoken word, the Dead would pause and then shift to new duties. The Book had changed as well. Ka would have asked about it, if she did not fear his cryptic personality. His change bothered her.
Her eyes found Draft leaning against the bowsprit, trying to be inconspicuous amongst the Dead. Ka knew he could disappear into a living crowd, witnessing him in the Blentiun Legion and the Lear village, but she figured he felt uncomfortable around the dead army. His living form was a stark contrast to their emotionless features. Ka smiled. She thought it was cute the way he tried to hide his discomfort in the unhallowed environment.
To Ka, it seemed normal going through one alien environment after another, like a casual walk through a typical village; passing Doren surrounded by shadows, under tree spiders and talking snails, meeting Lucefaun cryptically standing in her burnt village, a garden of insects tending for tree creatures; a border of upside down trees and floating rocks. To Draft, it wasn’t worth stealing.
She watched a tiny spider crawl across the pages of her book, and she was content to watch it cross until it reached the edge and dropped off. It scampered away and then spiraled over the side of the ship. She guessed even the unhallowed state of the Dead was too much for the simple insect. Again, she looked to Draft while amused by her thoughts.
Draft turned his head to see Ka smiling at him. He reciprocated a queer smile and then pretended to stare at the Trellid Moon that washed his body with light. When she realized her error, Ka wiped the smile from her face and reminded herself that Draft was a liar and a thief.
Ahead of the ships, a stray raft drifted down the river; its stern was submerged. The raft bounced off the caravel and slid into the larger hull of the cruiser before plummeting. Other debris came from the west and seemed to suck under the cruiser’s hull as they passed. Another ship perhaps? There was nothing evident on the western horizon, no ships, no fleet, not even a rowboat for native fishermen, except for a submerged town and tall cliffs.
Tops of buildings emerged from the northern side of Lunerdeen. A pack of silent dogs huddled and played on the roofs, using them as docks, a Silent Dogs’ Wharf.
The silent dog was a strange creature, devoid of sound, not even a whisper. A vacuum surrounded the creatures as they amassed to playing and eating random parry sharks. Something in their rubbery and dark-gray skin absorbed the sound that any other animal could produce.


Naturally, the creature used its abilities to determine direction and distance of their enemies so they could avoid them. They weren’t vicious by nature but an intruder could be knocked away quickly. Two long pectoral fins on each side eased their passage through water, three fluke caudal fins tailed the creature and four pectoral flippers propelled from the front. Its size and mass could overwhelm any outsider.
Ahead of them, the cliffs shadowed over the drowned city, the home of Pendle, the maker of the magic sapphire that was lodged in Ka’s hand. His desire had been to make pure magic that could only be wielded by a good person; it had drove him to perfect such items till his death. After the war, the Learing nobles had concluded it was their corruption of magic that forced them to lose so much land. Pendle had been killed by his own soldiers and buried under Esnor boots.
Ka arose from her sitting position and made her way to the starboard side to get a closer look at the creatures. Five dogs rubbed against the hull, enticing the ships to play like they were larger silent dogs. Tired and annoyed of being ignored by the large vessels, they swam back to their wharf. Their blubber and skin was worthless to any butcher, collector or hunter. Pendle managed to create membranes from their skins, and now those membranes roamed the Whistling Trees.
She began jotting notes about the creatures in the book of Creatures Past. “Mistress Ka?” It was Draft being more respectful than usual, and she barely nodded in response. “Can we lose the dead army and its master?” She paused from writing in her journal, considering the emotion behind the question. “I don’t trust him. Or his dead,” Draft added.
“I don’t think he can follow us too far. Not if we are to sneak past the Saelish unnoticed.” Ka thought for a moment and added as Draft began to shuffle away in disappointment from her answer, “Or anything else that may lie dormant out there.”
“What do you mean by that?” Ka never answered, thinking the thief was good as gone once they reached the shore.
The bridge and Pendle’s Mine had been swallowed under water since the river had been rerun by the Esnors, but the mine was still attached to the sunken city that was now the Silent Dog’s Wharf. On the eve of the two moons eclipse, the waters would recede to reveal the bridge, making it possible to enter the mine. She learned this from the pages of Notes of the Three Moons. The writer of the book was unknown. It always bothered her that she couldn’t investigate the author as much as the material in the book. But the person appeared to understand the moons.
The Exiled Moon drifted into the heart of the great Trellid Moon. The encompassed eclipse of the two moons darkened and then brightened. The power of the frail third moon coupled with the strength of the Trellid Moon pressured the river waters to succumb to its demands. The waves billowed in torrent and childish fits. The quaking water disagreed with bowing to the moons, but it conceded.
The water receded. A stone bridge emerged from the angry waters and was illuminated by the Trellid Moon. Connected to the Silent Dog Wharf, the bridge led on a curved path into the dark entrance of Pendle’s Mine. As the moons revealed the bridge, the crashing waves scared the silent dogs to dive into the river and swim towards the farthest buildings. The bridge was more intact than Ka had suspected; decorated in Learing sculptures, still grappled in angry profiles while killing large insects.
Draft was quick to hug the starboard side railing, eager to get off the ship. He was so intense that he looked like he was going to leap into the river and swim after the silent dogs. Grodic formed into his bipedal shape and saddled to Ka’s side also anticipating the loss of Remtil and his Dead. Remtil was nowhere in sight, which proved helpful to Ka so she didn’t have to feign an insincere goodbye.
The duo craft steered into the wharf and gently rubbed into the nearest building. Grodic was the first to hesitantly step onto the roof, taking subtle pokes with his foot. He smiled and reassuringly signaled the others to follow. Draft leapt onto the roof, and Ka followed close behind after taking another look behind her to find the mysterious Doren Thist.
The sails unfurled and the battens swiveled as the ship groaned. The ship twisted from the building and drifted backwards from the wharf; then breezed to the northeast. It headed straight into the northern shore like it intended to ram through it. Ka saw Remtil shadowed on the poop deck while holding out the Book of Elements. He had come out of hiding, just in time to direct his next mission. It was not necessary for Ka to hear the words from his lips; she was sure he was casting more spells into the air, fouling it with his toxin.
She became nervous while pondering his motives and the changes he had made to himself and to his kingdom. She regretted having to allow him to proceed to his ambiguous quest without trying to leash him. She knew he could enact terrible things without the slightest care. His motives were a mystery to her.
Ka noticed that Draft was beckoning her to follow him onto the bridge. She leapt behind him, catching his arm to avoid falling into the river. They exchanged pleasant smiles of relief, but then she quickly turned away in embarrassment. Internally, she verbally scorned herself for dropping her guard towards the thief. Perhaps it was the relief of exiting the ship of Dead, she concluded.
They sprinted across the bridge to reach the safety of the mine’s high ground before the eclipse ended. Ka and Draft were scared of drowning once the waters returned to their proper height, but Grodic only feared for Ka’s safety. Heedless, they rushed into the mine’s entrance and were swallowed into darkness.


Copyright 2010, 2014


by Jax E. Garson


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While the storm brewed over the Chamber of Skills, the Sister of Terror seized the City of Tyrines. She surrounded it with the rumbling giant machines and then pulled in cage after cage of Soul Eaters. Like wild animals, the Soul Eaters vehemently gurgled and clawed at the soldiers. Wary eyes were passed between Derkbocas, wondering if their future lie in death or transformed into those creatures.
Sister of Terror walked atop the tallest machine, her shadow passing between hoarding gaps. Screeching commands, her voice grated against the baritone wind. She ordered the remaining Derkbocas to accumulate stones in separate piles; obsidian, black diamond, slate, coal and white chalk.
While the Sister of Terror brewed, the Blentiun soldiers napped against rampart walls, taking advantage of the lull in combat and recognizing that once the storm was finished that Terror would continue her assault. The Queen waited for the change, too exhausted to sleep and eat; her adrenaline trumped her needs. While considering her next move, she rubbed knuckles against her shield and sucked on her leather strap. It tasted sour.
On the top of the mountain and behind the walls of the fortress, many soldiers were more confident in their defensibility against the Sister’s attack, especially with the abundance of supplies reserved in the Chamber. Fenarius wanted their supplies behind them, rather than with them. She horded the extra supplies in the Chamber of Skills, too tall for the fodder to reach its height from the enemy’s original northern position.


She found this strategy helped strengthen their chances, allowing them to pull their supplies whenever they needed and avoiding the risk of them smashed. And it worked. When they retreated, they entered a stronger and heavier supplied fortress. They had the high point overlooking their enemy, the walls were better fortified and there was less territory for the Sister to hit. Even the Mastadonians felt more comfortable in the encampment. But it was a lie and Queen Fenarius knew it. The Sister of Terror gained better ground and the Tree of Sorrow.
Known as the Chamber of Skills, the fortress crowned the mountain. A few towers were erected on crests, and the back wall was lined with catapults. The floor was mountain stone, no planking was set down to make the walks between towers and ramparts easier to tread. Only rough paths crisscrossed between walls and battlements throughout the encampment. An elongated building stored most of the supplies to the south. The fortress’ simplicity made it easy to defend.
In the past, the Warlock used the fortress to experiment on Droll slaves with his dark weapons. When the Blentiun army had delivered it from the Warlock’s control, nothing had prepared them for the masses of dead souls abandoned in the fortress, stacked and piled like rotten planks. The Warlock’s soldiers had slept in the fortress, the farthest point they were allowed to keep from the Dominion. The Derkbocas had sacrificed sweet dreams for ghoulish nightmares to suffer while surrounded by carnage, just so they could put some distance between them and the Warlock’s evil. Still, their bodies’ stink permeated from the walls, even after so many years.
Histirin did his best to present his normal happy self while taking trips back and forth with a pot of stew for the hungry soldiers. Some of them refused to eat, but he placed a bowl next to their legs, hoping they would change their mind. He understood that their adrenaline from battle fed them a false sense of strength. He took on the burden to console their woes with food and laughter like he was still tending to his customers.
Histirin’s heart saddened when roaming its walls. The stone felt like hollow vessels like the life’s energy had been scared away and drained. It was a causality of so many innocent people sacrificed at evil’s altar. On other days, he felt embarrassment that his people could perform such horrible tragedies. It was a crime; they carried their sins for centuries before fully purged.
As they slept, night crept over the Tree of Sorrow. The storm drizzled down to a strong gust of winds and a few crackles of green. After rounding up the last of the Soul Eaters and locking them away, Sister of Terror stationed the machines around the Tree of Sorrow and shrilled new orders to the Derkbocas.
The Queen watched the ranks of the Sister’s army take formations, preoccupied with the Blentiun army staring from above. The Queen spotted Terror descending down the machine’s staircase, holding a strange creature in her claws. The Sister was a Grismer with silvery spots delicately marking her body. Her clothing altered shape and material like it evaporated into a gas and then reformed into something else. Her clothing seemed translucent at times as it shimmered and altered. She moved confidently through the conquered city. Terror did not concern herself with the Chamber and was preoccupied with the Derkbocas digging under the slate and obsidian mounds where the entrance led into the Tree’s underground tunnels.
After pondering Terror’s actions, Fenarius realized that Histirin was correct; the Sister was interested in the Tree and not the city. Although, she destroyed the city. Queen gritted her teeth, thinking they may have a lost a chance to impair the Sisters if they had burnt it down. But then again, she knew the Derkbocas would never have allowed it.
“They pursue the undergrounds of the Tree,” the leading Mastadonian spoke to her, giving out a wild yawn that shook his head. “How can we perceive their evil devices to conquer them?”
“I do not know. But we better think of something.” Fenarius sighed.
“Another approaches. It is of Death.”
Shrouded in four layers of garments from head to foot, Sister of Death emerged from the south forest, and a centipede wagon crawled after her with a content Esnor strapped to it. “That’s two of them. Where’s the third?” Fenarius whispered the comment to herself more than to the others who were crouched around her.

The Mastadonian glared towards the south once again and announced to her, “She curses to the south, guided by the lost souls of the two. They will die on their journey and they will fall. Many will perish in their wake, by Pain.”
Fenarius concluded that the Mastadonian had some psychic connection with Pain to divulge such accurate knowledge. “The two?”
“Yes.” He turned back to her, his eyes glowing and then diminishing.
“You have some sight?”
“No, I have a specific sight. That is why I came here with my regiment. The others travel another secret route to steal away our precious things. My people sometimes have a specific connection to others. We commonly have such sights with Trellids, but mine seems to gather around two.”
“Ka and Grodic.”
The Mastadonian nodded. “They are being incited to leave their people by Pain. And she will follow them.”
“That doesn’t sound good.”
The Mastadonian took a moment to comprehend the statement that the Queen said. “No, it is not.”
The Queen gave a wry smile, understanding that her people’s way of speaking sounded just as strange to them as they to her. “Are they in any immediate danger?”
“When the initial course took form five years ago, my people and I did not understand it, until much later. Then my visions closed in on the two creatures, an honored Trellid and his friend, the Nagling. My waves are present, not psychic. They tell me what has happened, not what is to come. Only the power of Firths can wield such thoughts. However at a young age, I was recorded to say ‘that a young creature was born to change.’ I am the Chropikae. The follower of Ka.”
Silently listening, Histirin then pointed out, “She can’t be far. These are the Three Sisters from Estillianes. They are not known to travel far from each other. And I’m not talking about distances. The Sister of Power uses the Three Sisters from Estillianes as one. Whatever one of them is doing, the other two are a part of it.”
Chropikae looked painfully at the Derkboca. The Queen noticed that the Mastadonians had a distasteful look that always expressed on their faces concerning Derkbocas; they pulled back their anger towards the Derks like swallowing a piece of vomit trying to make its way up the pipe. A prejudice clung to their minds; they hated the Derkbocas for the suffering of their people. In the beginning, many of her own people had to exercise tolerance from the same heated, angry burdens. But Chropikae was matching this challenge better than his comrades.
Chropikae asked the Derkboca, “How do you know such things about them?”
“Frizzel,” Histirin said the name, like he had just remembered it. “One of the Warlock’s personal agents, until he and the others were drowned in the magic pool to revive his life. The agents were my most frequent customers, and they would tell stories of the fall of Estillianes.”
Histirin inhaled slowly before he recited the tale. “The Three Sisters, who made the Temple of the Three and once maidens in a brothel, destroyed the Thist nobility. They apparently killed the other maidens by gas, fire and ice water. The one known as the Sister of Pain flood the basement with freezing water and trapped some maidens in there. The one known as the Sister of Terror gassed some others in their sleep. And the last, Sister of Death burned the brothel down. The three stood outside the walls as the fire consumed the last of the living and the dead. No one could save them. The doors were locked.
“Thus the beginning of the fall of Estillianes. No one’s called it by that name for years. Just knew the place as the Temple of Three. And that’s another wonderful story.”
Fenarius raised her hand. “I don’t need to hear that story. My husband spoke of it once and that was enough.” The Queen nodded. “Shardife, I think they are here to take back the Eastern lands. But they might see Ka and Grodic’s legacy to be something they have to quash.” She thought to herself, realizing that the empty city and the crumbled walls were not enough to gloat over their accomplishment. “There might be something else.”
“Estillianes?” Chropikae asked.
The Queen answered, “Small town south of here; east of the Brandy Shop. There’s a small inn that was built about three years ago, since the curse was lifted by Ka’s victory over the Warlock.”
“If she has power, perhaps such a small creature with the greatness of the Trellid can overcome the Sisters?” Chropikae inquired of the Queen.
“No. That was different. Her gifts were needed to destroy the Warlock.”
The Tree of Sorrow shuddered. The Sister of Death, the Esnor package and the Sister of Terror entered the underground passages. A calm whispered in sighs from the enemy Derkbocas as the Sisters left the battlefield. Once the Sisters were deep underground, their shoulders relaxed and they started to murmur to each other. Evidently, their fear of the Sisters kept them in disciplined lines.
The Derkboca from Tyrines, the Grismer from Gren and the Mastadonian from Masto were glued against the wall, failing to notice Jostil who approached from behind. Beaming with excitement, Jostil waddled up to the three introspective comrades. “We can do it.”
The Queen knew from experience that Jostil had a tendency to speak in sentences that were missing prologues and explanations. “You can do what?”
“We can fire on the machines without hitting the Tree.”
“You pounded the machines as they entered, but you couldn’t make a dent in that armor. I think you may have bent a couple of tubes…?”
“From the front, but not from the top. I inverted the catapults. They will toss them straight up, arc, and then land on those crowns. There is no armor around those areas on top.”
Fenarius turned to the besieged Tyrines and noticed the platforms filled with Derkboca archers and erected tents but no roof was present to cover their heads from the storm. The crenellation was made of wood and stone, but no hoarding protected from above, and the deck was simple wood planking. She beamed a bright smile. “Are you ready?”
“Well. Almost, yes… we’re aiming now. Twelve cats for eight machines.”
Histirin wrinkled a brow at the Queen. “Are you intending to hit them now?”
“They are stationary and very handsome targets.” Fenarius then spun to Jostil. “On my signal.”
“Yes my Queen. Catapults!” Jostil shouted as he ran back to position.
Histirin shrugged and looked back at the Tree of Sorrow. “I hope we miss the Tree.”
“I’m sure it will forgive us.”
When the enthused Jostil reached his station, he conferred with his operators. One by one they gave thumbs up signaling that they were aimed, armed and ready. Shuffling soldiers along walls and patting backs, the Queen wrestled to keep her people alert and prepared for another onslaught from the Sister. An excitement stirred in her as she anticipated the preemptive strike derailing the Sisters’ plans.
Once finished addressing her people, the Queen gave the first signal and the fodder was lit. She waited for the fires to consume most of the oil before signaling to release them into the air. At first glance, twelve balls of fire shot straight into the sky twirling like lost suns. The first fireball tumbled down and smashed into the closest machine’s crown. The ball of fire simmered for a few seconds as Derks rushed to quench it with water but then the crown collapsed. The fire spread throughout the mechanisms, and the Derkbocas jumped from the machine in sporadic directions.
The other balls fell, destroying five of the nine machines. The fire warmed Fenarius’ face as she smiled brightly at the mayhem that ensued throughout the city. She had angered the enemy so critically that the Sister of Terror stormed out of the Tree’s underground. She eyed the wrecked machines splintering and collapsing. Two machines timbered to the earth with a violent rumble, and the fire spread into the Soul Eater cages; the creatures screamed in violent frenzies as they were consumed in green flames.
Doubtless, Fenarius had her archers save their arrows, expecting the charging attack that was to march up the mountain. She didn’t want to attempt hitting the enemies circling in chaos. There would have been wasted arrows missing their targets. At least in a single file march, they would be able to bottleneck them.
The Sister of Terror may have been angered, but she soon honed her evil senses and herded her soldiers to gather obsidian in small canoe-shaped structures.
To the Queen’s left, Histirin remarked under his breath, “What is she doing?”
Shaking her head in agreement, the Queen knew it wasn’t good, whatever Terror was scheming. When the canoes were filled, Terror poured a liquid over them that melded the stones into solid spikes, and then the Derkbocas loaded the spikes into the four remaining machines. Before Jostil had time to reposition the catapults for another assault, four spikes speared through the air and landed beneath the Chamber walls, burrowing into the rock. Then the spears stopped. The stones sparked and sizzled into thousands of crystals converting, teeming like ants, and then burrowing farther into the mountain.
Signaling aggressively and yelling in accord, Fenarius waved frantically while pulling Histirin behind her, “Back off, back off, back off!”
Some of the soldiers heeded quick enough, pulling away from the battlements before it erupted into chunks of stone raining over the mountain, forest and city. Scraping hands and knees against the rock floor, Fenarius stumbled back to her feet and leaned into a fallen stone. She had no time to gather her senses when a fluttering sound thumped through the air, and she looked up to see two engrossed sapphires wobbling towards them. They plopped onto the mountain with a thud. The Queen waved for her people to back away while keeping a weary eye on the sapphires, awaiting for whatever dark magic to discharge.
Hundreds of smaller sapphires were congealed into one large sapphire, inherently sewed together. The sapphires began thumping in a reverberant heartbeat that grew in intensity. As the hearts pounded, the surrounding debris gravitated towards them and formed around the sapphire hearts. Soon, the sapphires and debris assembled into towering Mud Stalkers with hearts the size of wagons, and arms and legs the length of towers. As the debris pulled together, a poor soul was trapped between a crate and wood beam; he screamed to be set free while he dangling from the creature. Behemoths of bulk towered over the Blentiun army, heaving the final pieces of debris like inhaling a gulp of air, before triggering chaos through the Chamber fortress.

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The first Mud Stalker swept across two towers, crushing them to earth. Arrows and slung stones were fired at them but nothing penetrated the naturally armored behemoths.
Fenarius knew how to destroy the creatures by shattering their hearts and stammered towards Jostil to get into shouting range. “The hearts! Smash the hearts!”
The second Stalker smeared the east wall as its partner raked away soldiers before dumping them over the mountain’s edge. Bodies and debris flew in aimless directions as the Stalkers tore into every wall, tower and catapult that was in their path. Getting a catapult in functioning order, Jostil released a collage of swords, spokes, and balls into the Stalker’s chest. The collage bounced off the heart and scattered into its belly.
“We are done,” Chropikae proclaimed to the heavily panting Queen. It took her a moment to realize the truth of it and then she nodded heavily.
The Blentiun army once stood strong over the Eastern lands, defending them from the terrors of the Sisters; but today, they were weakened and fled while the Sister’s creatures wreaked havoc on the mountain fortress. In the hurry to retreat, soldiers pulled bodies from wreckage and then rushed down the mountain side, plunging into the south forest. Halfway down the mountain, Fenarius began coupling soldiers together to refortify their numbers into one unit before anyone was lost in the frenzied escape from the Chamber.
All at once, the army stopped near a circular stone sculpture. Soldiers checked the dragged bodies, some dead and others barely breathing free. They scrambled to tend to the wounded and buried the dead under a blanket of snow.
“They do not pursue us further,” Chropikae assured the Queen. She nodded in agreement; her heart pounding to aggressively to verbally respond.
Fenarius surveyed her surviving army and tried to pull a smile to her lips to extend some cheer into their hearts. She was accustomed to seeing looks of pride and joy in their faces, but today they felt their first defeat. She was uncomfortable being relied upon to focus their moods like a gear’s lever switching tracks. But it was her duty to drive their spirits high so it did not burden their bodies. A sad soldier could determine his own deathly fate by his mood.
Even under the blanket of a heavy winter, Queen Fenarius recognized the forest land. In her younger days, the forest would be flocked with leaping Dorves, and the tree branches would be filled with the whistling tunes from birds. As she reminisced, she saw the stiff body of a fallen bird buried in snow. Its glass eye was frozen like a jewelry bead.
For years, her family would track and hunt through most of the northeast forest. The trees and forest life were their backyards. They ate in the woodland at their own pleasure and spent more time out there than in their own home. Her grandfather would joke that they only returned home to clean out the cobwebs.
If someone had told her twenty years ago that she would marry into royalty, she would have laughed her socks off and knocked him from a bar stool. She could only imagine her future continuing the family lineage as trackers and trainers of lylecats. Nothing in her soul would have warned her of a different future.
She noticed a soldier making himself comfortable within the circle of the stone sculpture. Fenarius kicked him out of the hole, trying to avoid desecrating something she knew little about its origins. Even her family evaded the sculptures that marked the territory like vague memories of a lost race. Whatever fate that had befallen the ancient race, it drew a shiver down spines.
Ka had analyzed the mysterious sculptures for the Queen, but she had gathered little information about the remnants of the people who created the underground chambers under the Two River of Sauns and the many structures throughout the East and West. All the races knew that they were a powerful and secretive race that wielded magic at their leisure and destroyed at their pace. They offered gifts when it suited them and took what they wanted when they desired it. Other than that, they were a complete mystery to the races. Ka did learn that they were older than the Sisters. Fenarius never liked dealing with old remnants of a forgotten world. It made her weary of curses and things that she felt should be left to remain dead or asleep.


Copyright 2008, 2010, 2014


Written by Jax E. Garson


The second volume of the Fires Trilogy

The Three Sisters return to the east to re-conquer it. The loss of the Warlock and the advent of a stronger Eastern army has them troubled. Tree of Sorrow is a powerful symbol to the East and now it will be lost in the hands of the Three Sisters.

Queen Fenarius leads a mixed army of races to defend against the Three Sisters. With all their strengths, they are no match against the Sisters of Terror, Pain, and Death.

As the Blentiun army fights to maintain control over the Tree of Sorrow, the Pendle is causing Ka (the liberator of the East) immense pain. The magic weapon that helped destroy the Warlock is now useless in her hands and she must remove it before it kills her. Ka and Grodic seek out the Firthtins, hoping the power of such tree creatures can alleviate her of the mysterious weapon.

King Grove investigates the isolation of Parisonia. Many allies joined the Blentiun Kingdom in wake of the Warlock‘s fall, but now their alliance is fraying . His grasp on his kingdom is only skin deep but his loyal General is always there to prop him up. Between the oddly long and violent winter, the missing messages from Parisonia and the lack of news from his wife has King Grove concerned. He tries to present a hopeful outlook on the face in the midst of so much doubt, dread and dismal thinking.

The Three Sisters conjure a vile creature to stalk Ka. They know that Ka’s destiny interferes with the desires of the Sisters. Stalked by a monster, shunned by her people, burdened with pain, worshipped by believers and followed by a thief, Ka feels trapped between her hopes and her destiny, in the face of so many believers.

She now must make a choice to follow her destiny or abandon the races. Both choices leave her alone and abandoned.

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Chicken Coop w/ Sliding Shelves

Instructions on how to build a 4x6x5 chicken coop, box shape, with ramp to reach second level. The back wall opens like a doorway to enter the back, slide out the nesting areas in order to clean or pluck eggs.

These instructions are a guide to build a 4×6 chicken coop that is roughly five feet tall. The housing area is 6” from the ground and the roof is five feet from the deck.

Cost: The price for the materials to build this project would be dependent upon what material that you purchase. Some lumber is more expensive than others. However, the original structure was built with standard pine so the general cost would be around $400, that would include hardware.




By Ronald Rex, 2015 copyright